Bridge Out Road Closed Ahead Find Another Route Highway authorities cast me adrift without a suggested detour. Maps offer too little detail to be helpful. GPS warns, "Make a Legal U Turn or plunge to your death on the road ahead." What next? Road Closed Ahead. Set your life in order Try prayer. Send up a flare. No goes there. Last opportunity for Last Will and Testament here. So, I stop, just before the bridge to pray at Larry the Lawyer's Last Will and Testament Stand, decline the offer from the kid who knocks on my window selling flares, start back, ignoring the sign that says, "Turn Around Now You Missed It."